Reblog if you love when I take off my panties for you…
But I’m sleep tho
No fucking shit
jacking off before going to sleep is truly hit or miss because you either fall right to sleep or you sit in your bed for 20-30 minutes like
"why do i continue to put myself through this?"
Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.
(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)
niggas get curved and keep it movin. you might catch a “bitch you aint all dat fine anyway” but please believe he gon keep on keepin on.
a chick get curved and she have a mental break down n shit. "omg never again only thing i need in this life of sin is my lord jeebus chris and netflix"
like damn why yall give up so easily
That’s because most women can’t conceive the thought of a man turning down some pussy.
World History in a nutshell.
This is literally the best fucking metaphor for World History and you cannot tell me otherwise.