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Surefire way to get nudes

  • Girl:

    " Why do you always want nudes? Nothing has changed, I'm exactly the same

  • Me:

    " Scientists estimate that the human body is made up of around 10 trillion cells in total. Your skin makes up about 16 percent of your body weight, which means you have roughly 1.6 trillion skin cells. Of course, this estimate can vary tremendously according to a person's size. Of those billions of skin cells, between 30,000 and 40,000 of them fall off every hour. Over a 24-hour period, you lose almost a million skin cells"

  • Me:

    " So this means every second your body is changing and as a scientist I like to mark every new discovery"

  • Girl:

    " Well I can't argue with science, pussy or butthole?

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